Shot during the Tiger-Cat - Eskimo game, September 15, 2012

Okay, here we go, nice and easy here, just hold the bottle up and wait for someone to notice it.

That's right people, I'm the sustenance guy, attentive and nimble. I am the king of replenishment, the wizard of wet, the master of the liquid and all things refreshing...

Look no further you monstrous, shrinkwrapped animals, and never mind about the coach - I'm the guy you need. Me. I'm the one cradling the large plastic vessel of Gatorade perfection over here. Or wait, is it water? I hope they aren't too particular because I don't feel like being the cheese in an Eskimo sandwich today...

Wow those guys are tall! S'okay... no big deal... I'm supposed to be here. I just keep walking around slowly and never mind about the hundreds of people watching me. Besides, they aren't watching me, they are watching impatiently as they wait for the game to resume. Maybe they are thinking if I hurry up and give them a drink, it will resume sooner.

Hey there big guy, you want a little sip of this? Poured especially for you, nice and refreshing. It will help you play better. Not that you need help, man, you're doing great, I'm just sayin. Hey, you do your job and I'll do mine okay??