Niagara Totem Pole and Wood Carving Park

Creations by Frank Kim 

© Christine Mastroianni, all rights reserved

"Hey everyone.. check it out.. it's that pretty lady with the dalmations again. Wow she looks devastatingly gorgeous in that stole; I wonder if it's new? This is the third time she's been here this week; she must really like us. I just can't seem to tear my eyes away from her. Is she not a vision, fellas... fellas?"

"Don't distract me with your meagre infatuations. There is a vexatious child at six o'clock making faces at me who thinks he's particularly clever. Please. I've seen more complex tauntings coming from an oak tree. Yeah.. you think that's amusing, kid? Watch this!"

"Guys.. that tickle is still there....I... I have to sneeze again."