Vine Envy at Thirty Bench Winery in Beamsville, ON
On a Wednesday afternoon, a Thirty Bench Winery dandelion is once again faced with a view of impossibly tidy rows of fruit-bearing grapevines, and shivers with envy. Look at them, all proper and organised. Oh to be so refined, so revered, so coveted.... Surely the potential of a common dandelion pales in comparison to that of such a smart, cultivated vine. They get all the attention: the coddling, the support, and the praise. It's enough to make even the most gratified Taraxacum blow his seedhead.
Dandelion has no idea of how frequently the members of the stifled, restrained row of grapevines gaze out at this down-to-earth patch of free-spirited weeds and shiver with envy. It is oblivious to the soaring expectations placed upon every stalk in that vineyard.. the constant pressure to produce, the continuous demand for succulent results. If only it knew how much those stately stalks would love to just be a common weed, asexually regenerating in the breeze rather than bearing their burden of producing swollen, luscious grapes required to craft the next great vintage! It's enough to make even the most content Vitis split its grapes.